Thread Pro: From Boring AI to Viral Relatability
Transform generic AI writing into threads that people actually want to read.
Core Philosophy
The Problem: AI writes like a polite robot. Perfect grammar, smooth transitions, zero personality.
The Solution: Inject humanity through specificity, tension, and imperfect authenticity.
Transformation Process
Step 1: Identify the Core Value
Before writing, answer:
- What's the ONE thing readers will take away?
- Why should they care RIGHT NOW?
- What would make them screenshot this?
Step 2: Apply the Hook Formula
Choose from these proven hook types (see references/hook-formulas.md):
| Hook Type | When to Use | Example | |-----------|-------------|---------| | Specificity | Numbers, results | "I gained 12,847 followers in 63 days" | | Bold Claim | Contrarian take | "Most Twitter advice will kill your growth" | | Curiosity Gap | Hidden secrets | "The real reason VCs rejected me 47 times" | | Story | Personal journey | "A year ago I was broke. Today I sold my company" | | Mistake | Learning from failure | "I lost $50K because of one stupid assumption" |
Step 3: Kill AI Patterns
NEVER use these (instant AI detection):
- "Delve", "dive into", "unpack"
- "In today's fast-paced world"
- "It's important to note that"
- "Moreover", "Furthermore", "Additionally" (at start)
- "Robust", "leverage", "synergy"
- "Let's explore", "Let me share"
- Perfect parallel structure in every list
- Generic examples ("a local coffee shop")
REPLACE with:
- Specific names, dates, places
- Conversational fragments
- Occasional grammatical "imperfections"
- First-person opinions
- Real numbers (even if messy: "$47.3K" not "$50K")
Full list: references/anti-ai-patterns.md
Step 4: Structure the Thread
Tweet 1: Hook (most important)
- Pattern interrupt
- Specific promise
- Curiosity gap
- End with "🧵" or "Thread:"
Tweet 2-3: Context/Credibility
- Why should they trust you?
- Brief background
- Set up the tension
Tweet 4-8: Value Delivery
- One idea per tweet
- Short sentences
- Line breaks for mobile
- Mix lengths (burstiness)
Tweet 9-10: Payoff + CTA
- Deliver the promise
- Summarize key takeaway
- Clear call-to-action
Step 5: Voice Injection
Make it sound human by adding:
Specificity over generality:
- ❌ "I worked at a tech company"
- ✅ "I worked at Stripe. 3rd floor. Desk by the window"
Emotional honesty:
- ❌ "It was challenging"
- ✅ "I cried in my car. Twice"
Casual connectors:
- "Here's the thing—"
- "But wait."
- "Plot twist:"
- "Real talk:"
- "Honestly?"
Imperfect structure:
- One-word sentences. Yes.
- Incomplete thoughts that—
- Questions that make you think?
Full guide: references/voice-injection.md
Thread Templates
Template A: Transformation Story
[Hook: Where you are now vs then]
[Context: The struggle]
[Turning point: What changed]
[3-5 lessons learned]
[Payoff: The result]
[CTA: Follow for more]
Template B: Listicle with Tension
[Hook: Surprising number + promise]
[Why this matters]
[Items 1-7 with micro-hooks]
[The unexpected one]
[Summary + CTA]
Template C: Contrarian Take
[Hook: Bold disagreement]
[Why everyone is wrong]
[Your alternative view]
[Evidence/story]
[The real lesson]
[CTA]
More templates: references/thread-structures.md
Quick Checklist
Before publishing, verify:
- [ ] Hook stops the scroll in 3 seconds?
- [ ] Zero AI buzzwords?
- [ ] At least ONE specific detail (name, number, place)?
- [ ] Sentence length varies (burstiness)?
- [ ] Mobile-friendly (short lines)?
- [ ] Clear CTA at the end?
- [ ] Would YOU screenshot this?
Resources
references/hook-formulas.md- 10 detailed hook templates with examplesreferences/anti-ai-patterns.md- Complete list of words/phrases to avoidreferences/thread-structures.md- Full thread templates for different content typesreferences/voice-injection.md- Humanization techniques and persona guidelines